Red Carpet Reunion: Madonna and Gollum



We don’t know which is scarier — an aging pop legend dressed like a teenaged hooker who, after years of plastic surgery upkeep, is finally starting to crack and whither — or Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Either way, we see dead people.

We also see very little difference between the two photos above so we’re gonna call it a tie. They both scare the crap out of us.

The Good:  after being separated at birth, Madonna and Gollum (“Madollum”) are finally back together again (thanks to the miracle of photoshop) — don’t be surprised if you hear their publicists announce a joint world tour soon;
The Bad:  though they undoubtedly feel more complete having reunited, neither one of them has any intentions of ever putting on clothes and covering up their bony, veiny bodies;
The Ugly:  as genetics would have it, they will undoubtedly, eventually morph into the same human being and, in just a few years (or 6 months), this will be the Madollum walking Red Carpets:

And still, they will refuse to put some clothes on. Sigh. #Madollum

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About Red Carpet Gods

We are saving the planet one red carpet at a time. No human being should be subjected to a celebrity’s awkward, “look-at-me-I’m-so-cool” crappy pose.
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