We don’t know which is scarier — an aging pop legend dressed like a teenaged hooker who, after years of plastic surgery upkeep, is finally starting to crack and whither — or Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Either way, we see dead people.
We also see very little difference between the two photos above so we’re gonna call it a tie. They both scare the crap out of us.
The Good: after being separated at birth, Madonna and Gollum (“Madollum”) are finally back together again (thanks to the miracle of photoshop) — don’t be surprised if you hear their publicists announce a joint world tour soon;
The Bad: though they undoubtedly feel more complete having reunited, neither one of them has any intentions of ever putting on clothes and covering up their bony, veiny bodies;
The Ugly: as genetics would have it, they will undoubtedly, eventually morph into the same human being and, in just a few years (or 6 months), this will be the Madollum walking Red Carpets:
And still, they will refuse to put some clothes on. Sigh. #Madollum