Is he about to mount her?!! What the #%@*!
Listen, we’re no prudes. We like to get a little freaky behind closed doors just like everybody else (and there may even be a Stupid Red Carpet Poses sex tape floatin’ around somewhere) — but every freak has their limit. The red carpet is no place to get your freak on.
Something about this pose featuring musician and choreographer Timomatic (@Timomatictheone) and ballet dancer Talia Fowler (@Talia1) at a premier in Australia screams “ewwww!”. Maybe it’s the fact that, if you got rid of the red carpet and paparazzi, this photograph could have just as easily been taken at a party featuring Crips or Bloods and their hoes.
To put this in perspective (and to underscore what a crazy, upside down universe we live in), below is a photo of two porn stars on the red carpet at the 29th Annual AVN (porn industry) Awards. Now we ask you, which pose is classier? Ironic, isn’t it?